Dinkn Balls™
Decent Balls for Decent Players

We see you out there in your Crocs, and Hey, Dudes - Not the best. Not the worst. Just decent.

Introducing…

... a ball to match your (air quotes) "skills."

Because let’s be honest—most of us aren’t going pro, and that’s okay.

So grab your paddle, talk some smack, dink it back, and let’s all agree—the best games are just friendly chirps, bad calls, and holding it together when your partner blows it.

Why Dinkn Balls?

We’re not out here trying to reinvent the wheel.

We just think pickleball should be as fun as possible—so we put our best balls forward.

Perfect for Casual Games & Talking Smack

Because the best part of pickleball isn’t just winning—it’s talking smack while you do it

More Fun Than Boring, Serious Balls

Why play with corporate-looking balls when you can dink with humor?

Durable Enough to Take a
Beating 

Unlike your ego after a bad game, these balls can handle a serious pounding

 USAPA Standards (Yeah, We Follow Some Rules)

Look, we’re rebels at heart, but even we follow a few rules. These balls meet the standards, even if your backhand doesn’t.

MEET DINKY

Dinky wasn’t cut out for life in a jar—too much brine, not enough brawn. One fateful day, he yeeted himself off a deli shelf, rolled straight onto a pickleball court, and immediately knew he found his people.

Now, he’s more about fun than finesse and more about laughs than line calls. He’s here to hype up your game, back up your excuses, and remind you that winning is optional, but having a good time is mandatory.

So grab your paddle, grab a drink (soft or stiff, your call), and let Dinky lead the way. If you're not playing with Dinkn Balls™, it's probably because you're too busy mowing the lawn and complaining about gas prices.

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Because good balls deserve personality—and so do your gear and water bottle.

What You Get:

• 3-Pack of 40-hole outdoor/indoor Dinkn Balls™ (Perfectly decent, just like your game.)

• Free Shipping (Because paying for shipping is lame.) CODE: SHIPMYBALLS

• Bonus Dinkn Balls Sticker (So you can put our balls on everything.)

Shipping starts March 1, 2025—We're stocking up so you can dink down!

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Show Us Your Balls

We love when people dink with our balls!

Tag us @dinknballs, and we’ll share your photos right here.

Let’s see how you handle your balls on the court!

Big DINK Energy? Yeah, You’ve Got It.

It’s time the okay-est players finally got their shot at influencer glory. We see you—you’re out there rocking Crocs, sending dinks into the net, and absolutely thriving at post-game beers. And honestly? That’s the energy we need.

If you:

• Love pickleball (even if you're still figuring out the rules)
• Talk more smack than you back up
• Show up for the vibes, not the trophies
• Can convince your friends to buy balls with personality

Then congrats—you might just be Dinkfluencer material.
 

FAQs (Because We Know You Have Questions)

DUPR Rating?

• LOL. We don’t care. We’re not scouting for the pros, we’re scouting for people who make the game fun.

What do I get?
 

• Free Swag (because cool people deserve cool stuff)
• Access to new gear, launches, and the freshest balls when they drop
• Bragging rights (because saying “I’m a Dinkfluencer” just hits different)

Do I need a big following?

• Nope. But if you’ve got friends, a league, or just a loud personality, you’re in the right place.

What if I actually am good?

• We’ll take you too. Just know that our brand is more about fun than finesse.

JOIN THE MOST OKAY-ISH TEAM EVER

MADE TO GIVE BACK. We’re not just obsessed with great balls—we’re committed to making a difference.
Proudly a Service-Disabled Veteran-Owned Small Business (SDVOSB)
A portion of every sale goes toward supporting veteran & first responder programs -
Because strong balls AND strong communities matter.